Hello World!

This is a website showcasing the wonderful family that Harbi and Salimeh Yousef have created!

Background

Harbi adn Salimen met in the West Bank, Palestine (also known as blowupisstan). It’s a favorite site of target practice for Israeli pilots tired of jerking themselves off to head shots of Wonder Woman. Anywho, if you don’t know where Palestine (not Pakistan) is, or Israel, then just kill yourself because there is no hope left for you.

So back to the love story of harbi and Salimeh Yousef. They met some time in 190 something and got married and had kids blah bla. They then get on aero plane and come to US and A where they make children’s. Four children to be pacific.

Here is a picture of Harbi’s passport (Just For Men…anyone)

And here is a picture of Salimeh’s passport. (Dude is that Elvira…for you younger kids Google Cassandra Gay Peterson)

Here is a pic of Elvira if that brings back any memories. See any resemblance?

After Harvey, excuse me Harbi and Elvira come to US and A, they move to Boston or somewhere in that shitty State and went to school or something. They started making babies and the first one was named after some famous guy who walked around the desert about 700 years after Jesus Christ was doing his thing in Palestine. I said Palestine! Not Pakistan. And oh yeah that name choice was very original. Only half a trillion other people have that name including every other grease ball in a white BM dubya.

Anyway after that they walked around and then they try for green card. After many years of driving cabs and doing other Middle Eastern things, they get citizenship. And oh yeah to you Gen X’ers or z’res or whatever fucking letter we are on to describe younger people we are not liking, cabs were like what Ubers are now. You got in a car with some stranger who hadn’t showered in a week and you paid him money to take you somewhere.

Anyway, I lose train of thought but after many tries When Harvey Met Sally they finally got green cards, and then after many years of paying bills on time a Gold card. Yes thats right, a Gold card, and then citizenship card. Back in those days when being politically correct was only for dickies a-holes we got to call those papers citizenship and naturalization papers.

Here is Harbi’s prove of being a natural organic based life form of the American variant. As opposed to the WhWHO Hann variant.

And her is Salimeh’s proof of being an Allah fearing American.

And of course before the Swiss Family Yousefson could begin to work in America, like every one of their fellow American citizens, Harbi and Salome had to get social security cards so that they could prove that they now were members of the work til you drop dead club, bra bra bra here are there Social Security numbers:

  • Harbi’s 139-48-9724
  • Elvira’s 011-48-9579

Isn’t that cute, they have matching middle numbers. It was meant to be.

Anyway after a while of being in Austin, Massachussetts, they realized holy shit we landed in the shittiest town in all of America so they decided to move to the best state of all. New….Jersey. That was was time in the late seventies and they made more babies and did stuff. Then for some reason they were like hey is it possible to find hell on earth. I mean really they were familiar with Newark but they figured let’s keep looking, and then they got on a plane and moved to where Aladdin lives, Florida….I mean Arabia, Saudi that is. And then more stuff happened and wait a second we forgot to fill you in on other important stuff.

For instance, Harbi was born on May 19, 1948 which just happened to be a banner year in Palestine. Something major happened. Let me think….hmmmmm Let’s see there were Cats That Won A Trophy. Yayyy Meow Meow Meow.

Anyway, like many immigrants from the 4th world, Harbi actually decided to have a second birthday, because he could and well he really liked cake and he chose March 16, 1949.

So cool he went from a Taurus to a Corolla, I mean a Pisces.

Anyway but Salome only was given one birthday. which was march 11, 1952.

Wow I just realized their zodiac signs matched. Like I said meant to be., which was a

And to prove it, sort of. Here are pics of their passport cards.

Harbi’s

And here is Salimeh’s

The young coupled married and were born in Jericho, a small town by the dead sea.

Images
1. Harbi Pass
2. Salome Passport
3. Elvira Pic
4 Harbi Citizenship pic
5 Sally citizenship Pic
6 Harbi pass card
7 Sally pass card

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